I was sittin' in my front room I heard a loud crash
I run to the window to see what was there
Out into trouble my old apple tree
There was a one-eyed-purple-people-eater lookin' at me
He yelled, Ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh

I jumped in my plane and I took to the clouds
I had to go see what the mess all about-a
A-this mess my mother did not understand
All these funny lookin' people from another land
He hollered, 'Ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh'

My baby standing in the door and she was hollin' real loud
Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley, don't leave me in this house
I said, Take it easy baby, you know I've got to go
I said, Lock all the windows and bolt all the doors
She hollered, 'Ooh-ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh'

A-when I saw their master boy, you oughta see
He was a-wiggling and a-grinnin' and a-stigglin' at me
I jumped in my plane and I made it back home
The purple people eaters had my baby and gone
I hollered, 'Ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh'.
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